Yeah, that's about right.

image: xkcd

Riding in the car this past Sunday afternoon…

Her: So, let’s talk about Valentine’s Day…

Me: *Breaking into cold sweat* Uhhh…ok…

Her: I’m screwed.

Me: Alright, me too! *hi-fives Her*

Her: Whew. I’m so relived. What should we do?

Him: Make a box of Ghirardelli brownies and drink some wine?

Her: Perfect!

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone, frugal or not.