This Valentine's Day, Make Love, Not Debt (GIVEAWAY!!!!)
Posted on February 11, 2009 by Him and tagged books, free, humor
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So you want to do something nice for your significant other (SO) this Valentine's Day, but don't have the cash?
Do you think that you need to take your SO to a nice restaurant or get an overly-saccharine trinket or card?
SCREW THAT. Better yet, screw each other! Why do anything that costs money when having sex is COMPLETELY FREE and FEELS REALLY GOOD.
What other free activity can relieve stress, boost your immune system, burn calories, improve cardiovasuclar health, boost self-esteem, improve intimacy, reduce pain, prevent prostate cancer, strengthen pelvic flow muscles, and helps you sleep?
Instead of spending money, have sex instead. Here are some examples:
You want to remodel your bathroom? LAY SOME PIPE.
Need to write a card? DIP YOUR PEN IN THE INK!
Shopping for shoes? KNOCK BOOTS.
Need to tear down your garage? WRECK IT IN THE BEDROOM.
What's your favorite euphemism for doing the dirty deed? Leave your answer in the comments and we'll pick one at random to receive a copy of Please Send Money! A Financial Survival Guide for Young Adults on Their Own
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Pev | Feb 12, 2009
This is by far the funniest valentine blog I've came upon that saves the most money.
Julie | Feb 13, 2009
My husband and I went on our first date Valentine's Day 11 years ago. We're married 10 in May. In the rare occasion we're alone (because we happen to have the same days off that week and the kids happen to be in school) and we get to take a nap - we always refer it to a "happy nappy" if you take care of some busines beforehand =)
"Getting some stank on my hang-low."
My husband heard this one on the radio one time in Atlanta -- some guy really said this to the cops when they were called to investigate a domestic disturbance.
First time commenter, but I couldn't resist!
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Frugal_Valentines_Ideas | Feb 11, 2009
I tried to cover as many inexpensive Valentine's ideas as I could this year on my blog, but for some reason, inexplicably, completely forgot this one. :-)
Making the beast with two backs?
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