This week a wedding vendor told us to be like the cool kids and forget about a wedding budget. Here’s how it went down (approximately).
Her: Dear Vendor, how much do you charge?
Vendor: MILLIONS of dollars, plus your KIDNEYS!!!
Her: Oh dear! We can’t afford that. One of your competitors has offered to charge us just one tonsil for the same services. Can you match their price, which fits in our budget?
Vendor: NO! And you should forget about your budget if you care about your guests. You are a BAD BRIDE if you don’t spend MILLIONS of dollars, plus your KIDNEYS! Anyway, I’ve never met a bride that came in on budget, so let me just tear that budget up for you and get started on your kidney removal…
I am tempted to send the vendor a link to this educational film, Your Thrift Habits. Enjoy!