A few days ago I went for a walk. I saw a beautiful home that was hosting an open house. The price tag was right around $1 million, so I was curious to see the inside. I went in. The realtor was showing another guest around. She gave me a long, scathing once over, frowned, and announced that she was going to be showing the home to the other guest, and I could show myself around.
Apparently, I don’t look like a million bucks. Oh, well.
The house had a closet that was over 200 square feet. It was worth being insulted just to see it