Plasma Screen TVs are the New Diamonds
by Him • Tagged: consumption, humor
I wonder if Tiffany’s has a blue box big enough to wrap a 60″ plasma screen TV. They may need boxes that big pretty soon, as a recent study found that 3 out of 4 women would prefer a plasma screen TV over a diamond necklace.
If this is the case, this guy knew exactly what he was doing.
Women in this study would also favor a plasma screen TV over a weekend vacation in Florida, and would also prefer a digital video camera over a pair of shoes.
I wonder if this would work for engagement rings as well…
Her: “Uh…Him, why is there a plasma screen TV in my champaign?”
Him: “It’s a surprise. You’ll see later.”
Anniversaries?
Him: “Happy Anniversary!”
Her: “Oh, some RAM! It’s beautiful!”
The one thing that I would be afraid of, though, is if diamond encrusted plasma TVs ever hit the market. Then we males would be in real trouble.
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