In a recent comment, Emily pointed to her post on Creditbloggers that Australian credit card statements may come with warnings to emphasize the potential financial ruin that they can cause.

There’s running a contest to see if you can come up with the funniest warning that you can think of. Leave a comment on their site to enter.

I think that this is a great idea, but I believe it should extend to high-priced luxury goods. Here are some examples:

HDTV
Warning: The correct cables to get the full experience will also set you back $500. And let’s face it, you’ll probably screw that up anyway.

Ford Mustang
Warning: Driving this car will not make up for your small penis.

Handbags
Warning: Your lipstick does not care how expensive the bag is that you put it in.

Shoes
Warning: The amount of pain your feet will feel wearing these is directly proportional to the price of each shoe.

Starbucks
Warning: This coffee tastes exactly like Dunkin Donuts. Sucker.

Care to add any others?